Insomnia is a bitch. It’s late. Or is it early? While some people are just getting home from being out at the club, I’m awake. Looking at the clock. It’s just before 2:00 a.m. Or am I still asleep and just dreaming I’m awake? And if I’m dreaming that I’m awake and that I can’t … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 13
Category: Ramblings
As a Girl Dad – Part 9
Okay – this one is gonna get me in trouble. Or will it? Sure, you might think living with me must be a hoot. Spoiler alert – it is not. However, I’ll only get in trouble if the ladies in my house actually read my blog. Spoiler alert – they do not. As a Girl-Dad, … Continue reading As a Girl Dad – Part 9
Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 12
I Needed some coffee creamer, I was low and didn’t want to be out of it when I made a cup of coffee in the morning. See, I’m an early riser. And by early riser, I mean I’m usually awake around 5:00am, which is roughly two hours before the Milton Food Lion opens. Which creates … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 12
Maybe It’s Already Started
….. and maybe it’s too late …. Now me, I love apocalyptic movies and shows. The Walking Dead – seen it – 3 times – the entire series. Fear the Walking Dead – seen it once, entire series, just started it again. Movies – love them. War of the Worlds. World War Z. You name … Continue reading Maybe It’s Already Started
I’m No Loser
But as I’ve gotten older, I’ve changed. And being older, and thus more mature, I can refer to those changes as adaptations. So, to appropriately word it, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve adapted. For example, in the summer, when it stays light later but I want to go to bed, I can’t justify going to … Continue reading I’m No Loser
Things That Keep Me Awake at Night – Part 11
You know that big, giant fish you caught where your rod wasn't big enough and it broke your rod… Or snapped your line…7 Or, perhaps you pulled it out of the water but it was so big your net wasn’t big enough ….. And you just know it was THE ONE. The fish of a … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake at Night – Part 11
Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 10
You know how when you can’t sleep and your mind starts racing? You try everything. Then you think, “Hey, I know. I’ll count sheep.” Well, that didn’t work for me. I tried the counting sheep thing. Got to maybe four and then I thought to myself, “Jim, this is ridiculous.” And yes, when I think … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 10
Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 9
I Think I Did You ever have déjà vu? You know... That feeling that something happening right now has happened before? I think I had it tonight. I think. I'm not sure. And that's where my problem begins. Because if I had déjà vu, shouldn't I KNOW that I had déjà vu? I mean, isn't … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 9
28 Ounces. Zero Calories (If ……)
28 Ounces. Zero Calories (If ……) and Infinite Confusion I consider myself a smart man. By “smart” I mean I know how to read a tape measure.I know how to do basic arithmetic.I can convert fractions into decimals.And I can figure out basic logic. But sometimes, despite thinking I’m a smart man, there are times … Continue reading 28 Ounces. Zero Calories (If ……)
It’s All In The Name – redone
And they are doing it wrong. WRONG – WRONG – WRONG!!! Disclaimer – I pride myself on rarely using curse words. Even in my very (VERY) vulgar poems that I have written for friends and family, I don’t actually curse. I may reference a curse word, and you know exactly what word is coming in … Continue reading It’s All In The Name – redone
