I Needed some coffee creamer, I was low and didn’t want to be out of it when I made a cup of coffee in the morning. See, I’m an early riser. And by early riser, I mean I’m usually awake around 5:00am, which is roughly two hours before the Milton Food Lion opens. Which creates … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 12
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Things That Keep Me Awake at Night – Part 8
Ok – no joke – this actually happened at a WaWa the other day, and I can’t stop thinking about it. So I was getting my coffee, and I like my WaWa coffee just so, and I was next to another guy who was also getting ready for the day ahead. He was also dressed … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake at Night – Part 8
28 Ounces. Zero Calories (If ……)
28 Ounces. Zero Calories (If ……) and Infinite Confusion I consider myself a smart man. By “smart” I mean I know how to read a tape measure.I know how to do basic arithmetic.I can convert fractions into decimals.And I can figure out basic logic. But sometimes, despite thinking I’m a smart man, there are times … Continue reading 28 Ounces. Zero Calories (If ……)
Now What…
Here it is. March. Early March.The days are getting longer.The sun’s hanging around a little later.There’s that one guy wearing shorts when it’s still 42 degrees. Yes, that’s me. Stupid groundhog. You already know how I feel about that furry little meteorologist from Punxsutawney. Don’t get me started. Because while everyone else is celebrating “spring … Continue reading Now What…
You’re welcome
I use this blog to entertain myself. If you read some of the things I write, then I appreciate you taking the time. Sometimes I feel it my duty to not only entertain myself, but also to inform you, the reader. See, there are things you might not be aware of. Things that you never … Continue reading You’re welcome
One Day Late and a Dollar Short
I’ve been had. Curses. And to be 100% honest – I’m quite upset about it. I feel as if I’ve been cast aside. A major corporation has wronged me. Like, what did I ever do to them? And when I say MAJOR corporation, I do mean a MAJOR corporation. So what do I do? Do … Continue reading One Day Late and a Dollar Short
And the results are in.
Not the way I thought it would go either. I started with 16 things that people would find unpleasant and through a series of matchups, people voted, both on-line and in person on which was more unpleasant. Yes, I asked random people about, “Which is more unpleasant?”. Even asked a few people while pumping gas, … Continue reading And the results are in.
Simply Amazing
Sometimes I’m asked, “Jim, how do you come up with these truly remarkable and well thought ideas?” Well, I don’t know. Now, when I say I am “sometimes asked", I might not actually “be asked”, but I know the person wants to ask me this question, so I just take it for granted that the … Continue reading Simply Amazing
Suck It Up Buttercup
7:00 am and there I am - Physical Therapy again. The well wishes I’ve received from all of you asking how my shoulder is doing has been, well, overwhelming !!! I’m like Sheldon, working on my sarcasm. While doing my arm bike routine to wake my shoulder up, I had a few thoughts. See, here … Continue reading Suck It Up Buttercup
