Okay – this one is gonna get me in trouble. Or will it? Sure, you might think living with me must be a hoot. Spoiler alert – it is not. However, I’ll only get in trouble if the ladies in my house actually read my blog. Spoiler alert – they do not. As a Girl-Dad, … Continue reading As a Girl Dad – Part 9
Tag: humor
A Few Pet Peeves
I have a few pet peeves. I’m an old guy, so I’ve got decades of things that annoy and irritate me. I’m also old enough that many of the things that annoy and irritate me, I’ve simply grown to accept. I’m not going to change them, nor can I stop people from doing them. It … Continue reading A Few Pet Peeves
It’s All In The Name – redone
And they are doing it wrong. WRONG – WRONG – WRONG!!! Disclaimer – I pride myself on rarely using curse words. Even in my very (VERY) vulgar poems that I have written for friends and family, I don’t actually curse. I may reference a curse word, and you know exactly what word is coming in … Continue reading It’s All In The Name – redone
Big Big Difference
There are literally dozens of readers of my blog.Dozens. And I appreciate every single one of you. As a loyal reader, you already know a few things about me: I’m a Girl-Dad. I’m a grown-ass man. I know absolutely nothing about women. Now before you nod in agreement — I have learned things about women. … Continue reading Big Big Difference
There Are Rules
We live in a society of rules. When rules aren’t followed, the general framework of daily life breaks down. I’m not talking about laws. Laws are different. Laws are written down and more importantly, if laws are not followed, then there are consequences and punishments. Rules are a different breed. No, I don’t know what … Continue reading There Are Rules
It is NOT Okay
It’s been a while. It’s been more than a while. Too long. Not days. No – it’s been weeks. WEEKS. You see, I fell for their game. DANG IT !!!! They got me. They reeled me in and then … BAMM!!!! They got me. Oh – and I’ve looked. I’ve looked everywhere. EVERYWHERE !!! But … Continue reading It is NOT Okay
Another Annoyance
Penmanship Matters. I do pride myself on my penmanship. For what good is writing something if no one can read it? But this post isn’t just about penmanship. It’s actually about how common courtesy and penmanship go hand in hand. Okay – situation – had to go somewhere this morning to do a thing. It … Continue reading Another Annoyance
My Partner In Crime.
Charlotte, or as Lisa likes to often refer to her as, “Jim Jr.”, is literally my partner in crime. No – we are not Bonnie and Clyde going on a murderous rampage – but we do go out and have fun. Has anyone reading this heard Arlo Guthrie Jr performing “Alice’s Restaurant Massacre”? If not … Continue reading My Partner In Crime.
Nope – I Won’t Fall For It
When I sit to type something out for BecauseJimSays, sometimes I have to give it thought. And other times it just writes itself. And this is one of those times. I wasn’t born yesterday. You can’t fool me. See, when I first saw this, I thought it cool. But now that I’ve had time to … Continue reading Nope – I Won’t Fall For It
