Insomnia is a bitch. It’s late. Or is it early? While some people are just getting home from being out at the club, I’m awake. Looking at the clock. It’s just before 2:00 a.m. Or am I still asleep and just dreaming I’m awake? And if I’m dreaming that I’m awake and that I can’t … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 13
Author: Big Jimmy
As a Girl Dad – Part 9
Okay – this one is gonna get me in trouble. Or will it? Sure, you might think living with me must be a hoot. Spoiler alert – it is not. However, I’ll only get in trouble if the ladies in my house actually read my blog. Spoiler alert – they do not. As a Girl-Dad, … Continue reading As a Girl Dad – Part 9
Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 12
I Needed some coffee creamer, I was low and didn’t want to be out of it when I made a cup of coffee in the morning. See, I’m an early riser. And by early riser, I mean I’m usually awake around 5:00am, which is roughly two hours before the Milton Food Lion opens. Which creates … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 12
Maybe It’s Already Started
….. and maybe it’s too late …. Now me, I love apocalyptic movies and shows. The Walking Dead – seen it – 3 times – the entire series. Fear the Walking Dead – seen it once, entire series, just started it again. Movies – love them. War of the Worlds. World War Z. You name … Continue reading Maybe It’s Already Started
Venom, Stings and Disappointment
Seriously. What gives…… You might recall when I got bit by that demon snake and patiently awaited my snake-like superhero powers to manifest. They did not. And yeah, I’m not going to pretend I’m not bitter about it. I saw Spider-Man. I saw Peter Parker get bit by a spider, and look what happened to … Continue reading Venom, Stings and Disappointment
I’m No Loser
But as I’ve gotten older, I’ve changed. And being older, and thus more mature, I can refer to those changes as adaptations. So, to appropriately word it, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve adapted. For example, in the summer, when it stays light later but I want to go to bed, I can’t justify going to … Continue reading I’m No Loser
Let’s All Get Some Gus Gus
So, the other day, or was it night….. I mean, I couldn’t sleep, so I guess it was night. OK, let me start over. So the other night, I wrote about sheep and how I didn’t know any sheep by name. And that got me thinking about all the animals I do know by name. … Continue reading Let’s All Get Some Gus Gus
Things That Keep Me Awake at Night – Part 11
You know that big, giant fish you caught where your rod wasn't big enough and it broke your rod… Or snapped your line…7 Or, perhaps you pulled it out of the water but it was so big your net wasn’t big enough ….. And you just know it was THE ONE. The fish of a … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake at Night – Part 11
Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 10
You know how when you can’t sleep and your mind starts racing? You try everything. Then you think, “Hey, I know. I’ll count sheep.” Well, that didn’t work for me. I tried the counting sheep thing. Got to maybe four and then I thought to myself, “Jim, this is ridiculous.” And yes, when I think … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 10
Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 9
I Think I Did You ever have déjà vu? You know... That feeling that something happening right now has happened before? I think I had it tonight. I think. I'm not sure. And that's where my problem begins. Because if I had déjà vu, shouldn't I KNOW that I had déjà vu? I mean, isn't … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 9
