I have a complaint. I know, right? No, not a minor irritation. And no, I’m not just “annoyed”. I have an actual complaint, and I want answers. As most of you may know, I do enjoy going to the grocery store. My store of choice is the Milton Food Lion. It’s about ¼ mile away … Continue reading Challenge Accepted
Category: That Guy
Pick a Number……
Sometimes I am “that guy”. It might be something I did. It might be something I said. But sometimes, I am just a bonehead. Ok. Truth be told, OFTEN times, I’m a bonehead. If you are reading this and you’ve spent time at our FATASTIC cottage at the beach, then you’ll understand the story I … Continue reading Pick a Number……
A Dad’s Survival Guide to Disney
When we first came to Disney World as a family in 2011, I had never been before. My wife Lisa has been several times and was a semi-seasoned pro. My oldest daughter, Kate, was 7 and was all about princesses and castles and rides. My youngest, Charlotte, was 2 and has very little recollection of … Continue reading A Dad’s Survival Guide to Disney
Jim Stafford Had it Right
My wife Lisa had a dream. For the 1st 15 years I knew her, she watched just about every home improvement and house flipping show there was. But now that she’s coming up on about 10 years of doing it, she’s the first to tell you, “It’s not like you see on TV”. I’ve only … Continue reading Jim Stafford Had it Right
San Diego Chicken
I can’t bring it like I used to, but I still kind of bring it. One day I came home years ago and Lisa says, “Hey, I signed you up for the Cross Fit gym down the street”. Um…. Okay…… *sidenote 1 – WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING ? But I spent … Continue reading San Diego Chicken
There’s that 1 time we bought a boat.
Have you ever had to go to the bathroom really bad? No, I’m not talking about just needing to go really bad—I’m talking an epic dilemma and REALLY needing to go. We all have, I’m sure. But, I ask you this. Have you ever had to go so bad that you needed to take immediate … Continue reading There’s that 1 time we bought a boat.
Public Enemy #1
You ever have one of “those” days? You know, a day where you felt everyone was against you? Not just 1 or 2 people, but a day where it seemed EVERYONE was against you? A day where it seemed the entire country was against you? Yes, the entire country!!! I have. Why would the entire … Continue reading Public Enemy #1
I’ve Got Daughters
It’s funny the things that go on in your life and then you look back and wonder to yourself, sometimes out loud, “Self, how did I get here?” I was a typical boy going up. I did boy things. I had a G.I. Joe, I played outside from dawn to dusk, I watched cartoons on … Continue reading I’ve Got Daughters


