My favorite tape measure broke the other day. I can’t count the number of things we measured together.
But he’s gone.
Que up the sad music …….

Ode to Big Blue
Big Blue is gone – he was a tried and tested friend,
He was 25 feet long from end to end
The projects we worked on the lines we drew,
I’ll miss the big guy – I’ll miss Big Blue.
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He had a clip that kept him firm on my belt,
Whether at Lowes or Home Depot – he measured whatever length he was dealt;
He measured in inches and he measured in feet,
And he sat right there beside me when I took a break to eat.
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Gone before his time – he died so young,
I miss him when I see all those properly measured shelves I hung;
He was like a transformer, made of metal and plastic,
Should I give him a funeral, or would that be too drastic?
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I have his cousin Little Yellow and his other cousin Yellow Light,
I call him Yellow Light because he has a light that lets me measure at night;
Big Blue is gone – but it’s his memory I’ll treasure,
I still find myself reaching for him when I have something to measure.
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I measured my boards with him at the ready,
I never feared my marks, my cuts were always steady;
We built hundreds of my raised garden beds and many houses of flooring,
So many projects we built together, it never got boring.
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They’ll be other tape measures, and they might measure just the same,
But if something gets cut short, I’ve only myself to blame;
For no mere tape measure can replace all that was Big Blue,
With him in my hand I always measured true.
