I sometimes think stupid stuff.  Not all the time, but sometimes. 

As you might have noticed on my blog, there are various topic categories. I’m going to post this under “Ramblings”. Although I’m not going to ramble on about any one specific thought. I could, trust me. These are more of a Hit-And-Run.

These aren’t enough for a post of their own, so this is just a compilation of many different thoughts.

In no particular order:

1. Do Vegans bite their nails?

2. You know those individually wrapped cheese slices?  I could do that.  I have a pretty good eye for precision and I don’t mind repetitive motions.  Are the hiring?

3. At one time, we’ve all been called an idiot.  Not all the time, but at one point in time, we’ve ALL been called an idiot.

               *Side Note 1 – I try to keep this to a minimum

4. Unsalted saltines?  Really?  Am I the only person that licks their finger to get the salty crumbs after a sleeve is finished? 

5.  Headphones, Earpods, Earbuds, Airpods – whatever you call them – I’m tired of having to call my kids name 5 times (louder each time) WHEN THEY ARE IN THE SAME ROOM!!!

6. I once posted my least favorite letter is “W” – that hasn’t changed

7. 1-877 CARS FOR KIDS – K-A-R-S cars for kids.  1877 KARS FOR KIDS – donate your car today.  OH MY GOD I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL !!!!

8. Coffee is to be served HOT and tea is to be served ICED.  It doesn’t go both ways.

               *Side Note 2 – I have spoken !!!

9. Why can’t I just buy 1 shoelace.  I don’t break both at the same time.  This is Footwear extortion.

10. “That person doesn’t know anything”.  Really?  Is that possible?

10.1 If I’m a Know-It-All, then do I know everything?  If I’m truly a Know-It-All then I already know the answer to that.

11. Why is it sometimes I can’t sleep and sometimes I can’t stay awake?  Am I doing this wrong?

12. If I fart, pee, poop, sneeze, cough, belch, hiccup, sniffle and yawn at the same time, will I just explode?

13.  Since I’ve gotten older, the hair on my head is less, but the hair in my nose is more.  Is it just going south?

14.  These Pretzels are making me thirsty.  Give yourself +1 point if you got that.

15. Someone intentionally made scrapple for the first time.  Seriously.

16.  I was in WAWA the other month and I heard these ladies talking about the line to get air in their tires.  So, being next to them I said, “You know why there’s less air in your tires now?”, one of them thought for a second and said, “Is it because it’s hot and the tires don’t hold it?”.  I said, “No, it’s because of inflation.”  It took them a second to realize I was just kidding.

17. I didn’t play golf to get the lowest score.  See, at $100 a round, I want to see the WHOLE course, including the surrounding trees and sand bunkers.  I wanted to get my money’s worth.

18.  Do people that are annoying actually know they’re annoying?

19.  Why is it when I ask if someone has change for $1, they never give me a $5.  Wouldn’t that be considered a change.

               *Side Note 3 – sorry, I thought I had to explain that one.

20. What if I changed all the windows in my house to one-way mirrors?  That way I could still see out, but you’d see yourself.

21. Bread is raw toast

22. San Francisco must be a very boring place. I mean seriously, if Rice-a-Roni is a “San Francisco Treat”, it must be very dismal.

I have to stop here.  My head hurts.

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